If the cosmos had a mouth, it wouldn’t whisper. It would roar.
And if astrology were a meal, what I’m serving up isn’t some half-hearted appetizer of generic horoscopes—it’s a seven-course feast of celestial insight, marinated in metaphor and slow-cooked in the wisdom of the ages…
I don’t believe in scraps.
I don’t believe in starvation astrology, where you get just enough cosmic guidance to keep you hungry for more.
I believe in overflow—in pouring so much into your cup that it spills over into every corner of your life, soaking into your choices, your clarity, your ability to meet the world head-on.
In January, I wrote 28 posts.
In February, I cranked out 37—deep dives, cosmic roadmaps, Magical Miscellany, Nodal Notions, Decan Delineations, Venusian Ventures, Mars Movements and Mercurial Machinations, zodiacal and house perspectives, and enough planetary wisdom to make an ancient oracle blush...
That means my paid subscribers got all of that for just $8 a month—which, if you’re doing the math, comes out to about $0.29 per post in January and $0.22 per post in February.
That’s right.
Less than the cost of a quarter.
Less than a gas station cup of coffee.
Less than that one loose, sticky dime-and-nickel combo rattling around in your car’s cup holder.
And in return? You get the whole damn universe translated into something you can actually use—guidance, clarity, and a little bit of magic, delivered straight to your mind’s doorstep.
This is astrology that doesn’t just predict—it prepares.
It doesn’t just describe—it provokes.
And it sure as hell doesn’t sit on the sidelines when there’s a life to be lived…
So if you’re ready to go beyond the surface, beyond the free crumbs, and into the meat of the matter, upgrade to a paid subscription—because at $0.22 a post, this might just be the best deal in the galaxy—and I intend to keep pouring, keep serving, keep making sure your cosmic cup never runs dry.
Subscribe now—and allow your cup to runneth over…