DECAN DELINEATIONS

GEMINI I: Jupiter, the 8 of Swords & the Sun with Neptune, Pluto & Mercury| May 20-30

THE FIRST DECAN OF GEMINI—

This is the part of the zodiac where language takes off its pants…

Where thought double-dutches between philosophy and farce.

Where the brain, bored with basic arithmetic, starts composing symphonies out of syllables and chasing punchlines like butterflies with semicolon wings…

Welcome to Gemini I—the decan of clever chaos, mental mutiny, and the divine drama of duality.

Governed by Jupiter (the planet of wisdom, wanderlust, and well-placed hyperbole) but filtered through Mercury’s quicksilver tongue—this decan is like a cosmic think tank that just drank five espresso shots and enrolled in clown college. It’s high-minded and half-mad, bursting with insight but prone to tripping over its own tongue. It can quote Kierkegaard in one breath and tell you the top ten uses for dental floss in the next…

But don’t let the wisecracks fool you.

Beneath the jittery genius and jack-in-the-box jabbering lies a deeper craving—the longing to break through the barrier of belief itself.

Gemini I wants to know what’s really real…

It wants to escape the echo chamber of thought, to jailbreak the mind from its own mirrored hallways. And if that means becoming the Fool, so be it—because even the Fool, if he’s curious enough, can outwit the cage he walks in.

This is the decan of the mental magician—the divine trickster, the sacred skeptic—the one who sees a thousand angles and still knows they might all be wrong. It is the place where questions breed more questions and the holy grail turns out to be a cracked coffee cup scrawled with graffiti that reads, “WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE (OR MAYBE NOT.)”

So if you feel scattered, over-stimulated, or halfway in love with three different ideas before lunch—don’t panic…

You’re not lost—you’re just in Gemini I, where thinking itself becomes a rite of passage, and the way out is rarely the way you came in.