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VENUSIAN VENTURES

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PSA: VENUS RETROGRADE IN ARIES/PISCES—A LOVE STORY TOLD BACKWARD + 40 THINGS TO NEVER DO

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Jamie James
Mar 06, 2025
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Ladies, gentlemen, and cosmic misfits, buckle up—Venus is retrograding, and if love is a battlefield, this is the part where you realize you’ve been charging into the wrong war wearing nothing but nostalgia and a misplaced sense of destiny.

This is no ordinary romance novel. Venus retrograde in Aries/Pisces is not about soft-focus daydreams and star-crossed serendipities. No, this is the kind of love story that unfolds in reverse—a grand passion rewound, a fever dream that ends where it began. Ex-lovers, old patterns, and past obsessions will rise like zombies with unfinished business. The question is: are you here to kiss the ghost, or finally lay it to rest?

The universe isn’t dropping breadcrumbs—it’s tossing full-blown astrological roadmaps, and lucky for you, I’m here to decode them. Want the inside scoop on celestial shenanigans, planetary plot twists, and the kind of guidance that makes you question reality (in the best way)? Join The Planetary Planner—where the cosmos meets clarity, and the forecasts come with a side of wit, wisdom, and a well-placed wink. Subscribe. Support. Stay ahead of the stars.

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